Friday, June 19, 2009

40 Something Cruiseline

Sauna



Here is another illustration done for the novel by Lorenzo Calza.

Another illustration I did for Lorenzo Calza's novel. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Homemade Jack Off Toys Water Bottle

Being a Pr 5 / 3. Enter the door to door to door

The Pierre do favors. They love to participate in events and the like and craving for leaving the office. As a group, women who have gone to the bathroom in two. For this reason (and also for a grim curiosity) last week I went to Porta a Porta. A colleague makes the press office of an honorable and I together in the den of lions. It is said Rai. Destination, via Teulada. To begin the RAI did not even handkerchiefs to dry their hands after essersele washed. However, had a modern style towel dryer (like what is in all the bathrooms in the world, but I can not express myself in different words, although the degree). That did not work. So after the entrance and parking to the bathroom, because of 'drying hands' on the face of jeans for € 107 fee. Then to make the big debut in the vicinity of the most famous studio in Italy.
Pre Porta a Porta works this way: there are nerds warm a room, stripped, where accommodate the journalists of the agencies that have put up with the bet and then take the launch, a VIP room with air conditioning and a small lever of sweet and savory buffet, where guests sit and their press officers. Bruno comes to say hello a few minutes to be seated in the study are all white, snowy white. He shakes hands, says things, the system details. First, politicians go to the makeup and wigs. Where I saw David Sassoli get the phone with the round brush tuft, with dangerous peaks of her sex appeal.
I, with so much magnificence of newspaper on a chair in the room nerds, I'm called to order three minutes before the start. So I pulled into the studio wasp no other than entering the mythical port of the guests. The price to pay so much honor to have been 90 minutes of debate to follow in the front row with a cameraman lurking close to the fields for about 80 percent of the time (which means: you can not yawn, sneeze, blow your nose, nail-biting, drinking, watching the phone, snorting, chatting with her friend at your side, asleep). But you know what? An entry from the gate of Porta a Porta, after all, is priceless.