Friday, June 19, 2009

40 Something Cruiseline

Sauna



Here is another illustration done for the novel by Lorenzo Calza.

Another illustration I did for Lorenzo Calza's novel. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Homemade Jack Off Toys Water Bottle

Being a Pr 5 / 3. Enter the door to door to door

The Pierre do favors. They love to participate in events and the like and craving for leaving the office. As a group, women who have gone to the bathroom in two. For this reason (and also for a grim curiosity) last week I went to Porta a Porta. A colleague makes the press office of an honorable and I together in the den of lions. It is said Rai. Destination, via Teulada. To begin the RAI did not even handkerchiefs to dry their hands after essersele washed. However, had a modern style towel dryer (like what is in all the bathrooms in the world, but I can not express myself in different words, although the degree). That did not work. So after the entrance and parking to the bathroom, because of 'drying hands' on the face of jeans for € 107 fee. Then to make the big debut in the vicinity of the most famous studio in Italy.
Pre Porta a Porta works this way: there are nerds warm a room, stripped, where accommodate the journalists of the agencies that have put up with the bet and then take the launch, a VIP room with air conditioning and a small lever of sweet and savory buffet, where guests sit and their press officers. Bruno comes to say hello a few minutes to be seated in the study are all white, snowy white. He shakes hands, says things, the system details. First, politicians go to the makeup and wigs. Where I saw David Sassoli get the phone with the round brush tuft, with dangerous peaks of her sex appeal.
I, with so much magnificence of newspaper on a chair in the room nerds, I'm called to order three minutes before the start. So I pulled into the studio wasp no other than entering the mythical port of the guests. The price to pay so much honor to have been 90 minutes of debate to follow in the front row with a cameraman lurking close to the fields for about 80 percent of the time (which means: you can not yawn, sneeze, blow your nose, nail-biting, drinking, watching the phone, snorting, chatting with her friend at your side, asleep). But you know what? An entry from the gate of Porta a Porta, after all, is priceless.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Palm Springs Gel Nail Salon

Being a Pr / 2. Stupid or not stupid: the realization

I decided to write a new post today, Friday afternoon at 18.24, because I did not want to spend too much time from the previous year. And why, ladies and gentlemen, this is the post n.113, as the number of police. There are-nothing (if Mourinho can create new words and expressions at random, like "tituli tory" because I can not do?) Alone in this room, office room - account number 4 - which overlooks the ghetto, a notoriously of my favorite neighborhoods in Rome. I finished my first three weeks of Pierre, which is fine if they become five. Five and stop. Ah yes, the eternal love for this city (and a group of friendly and creative work) tried my soul pennivendola fashionable with a couple more weeks to the Agency. And I, weak rome-employee who longs to go to an office every day, leaving in peace crackers the soy in plain sight (which means: the place is mine) and a box of snail mail qualchecosa long as it's the name of a company, I accepted. Always finish, though. Because they are always convinced that the game is great when short-lived.
All this is prologue for one and one purpose only: to break a lance in favor of these poor pierre. The journalists, in fact, the category that there is more acidic and lazy. Yes, if we are not regurgitate, if we are not invited, thanked, and again thanked flattered, do not move a finger. Or at least I do. Slam me and call the press to get the material. And sometimes, if they give me, I find it somewhat otherwise. From the outside the modus operandi of dozens of famous (well most illustrious of me) gentlemen, I begs a question: are the only idiot journalist in the world?
And with this question in mind, I begin the weekend in Rome.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Hiv Test Negative After 13 Months

pencils







Pages scattered extracted from the register of Julia currently on newsstands. Usually a sketch with 2B pencil 0.7 mm, and then finish with the 0.5 B or 2B. Charter semiruvida Schoeller Durex 250g. Some backgrounds are missing here I've sketched quickly before the review.

Random Julia pencil pages from the current issue. I sketch with 2B and refine 0.7 mm 0.5 mm with B or 2B pencils. The paper is Schoeller Durex 250g semi-rough. Some backgrounds are missing, I've Sketched Them Quickly before inking.


story by Berardi / Socks
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