E 'a scandal. I do not write more than two months and my only reader sent me Uun threatening message at least before Easter. Why I decided to take the plunge and re-open a post and leave aside all forms of intellectual that I have characterized the last period (creative, rather than intellectual)? Why I became a pierre. Even if only for a short, very short period. And, you know, pierre have creativity that oozes from every pore, emanate communication, smiles and tears of balls as if they were wrapped chocolate sweets. However I can confirm: Pierre is not made. I am not, for a change. Tinker before the press asking why else pay me to write that crap overflow adjectives and adverbs from everywhere, and here is to select a few simple words to communicate ideas effectively as minor. And so I now use terms such as stakeholders, benchmarking and the like. I have an office Agency (CIA that does so much) shared with a transplanted Veneto in Rome that does not give up conversations in dialect and a strange person by foreign names and laugh emphysema is nice because I know by heart the first page of The Betrothed and tried to make me a good parallelism between Manzoni and the patrols of Maroni at 11 am on a May Day work, before a cappuccino. Both chimneys are missing.
As a rule the other end of the telephone wire (the one where it says: "Marta ciaaaaao Xyz are KFH communication," but one where you answer a cold sweat "er .. yes me just a BJK bad time, I can send it via email? ") I decided that if I am not a born pierre, I have enough elements are in place to become an original look for these two weeks. We'll be in the Hamlet-like dilemma what kind of Pr want to be?
1) the Scazzi : I didn't want to do anything and do not give anything to see him. Only communicate by email, do not you call 150 times for the recall and the press. The purpose of his life is the credit the bank account on the 27th of the month.
2) the mussel: not you come off a minute. Calling you to tell you that it will send a statement that has just made a statement, if you received the statement and why you did not answer, if you come to the event, why do not you come and - if so - will you have fun? Usually it is stored on the mobile phone number, to prevent the disaster rather than cure.
3) the buddy (pimp version of the mussel) is one that calls for the first time and seems to be childhood friends. "Ciaaaaaaaaoooo Marta, but how are you? Work? Yeah I guess, now you're not even stop for a minute .. I with my cat, yoga and fit the pump .. but why oh where do you go to gym? "
4) a bitch: do not respond to email so you have to call and not always in a meeting and if you want you can talk with a colleague. You have to beg for invitations, press. Does its work only after much prayer walk on their knees chickpea. Do not greet you when you see it for yourself, and although you did view 4567 times, you do not remember who you are you. E 'la pierre most hated and powerful, that it takes forever and never happened.
will be a difficult choice. Definitely.
4) As a rule the other end of the telephone wire (the one where it says: "Marta ciaaaaao Xyz are KFH communication," but one where you answer a cold sweat "er .. yes me just a BJK bad time, I can send it via email? ") I decided that if I am not a born pierre, I have enough elements are in place to become an original look for these two weeks. We'll be in the Hamlet-like dilemma what kind of Pr want to be?
1) the Scazzi : I didn't want to do anything and do not give anything to see him. Only communicate by email, do not you call 150 times for the recall and the press. The purpose of his life is the credit the bank account on the 27th of the month.
2) the mussel: not you come off a minute. Calling you to tell you that it will send a statement that has just made a statement, if you received the statement and why you did not answer, if you come to the event, why do not you come and - if so - will you have fun? Usually it is stored on the mobile phone number, to prevent the disaster rather than cure.
3) the buddy (pimp version of the mussel) is one that calls for the first time and seems to be childhood friends. "Ciaaaaaaaaoooo Marta, but how are you? Work? Yeah I guess, now you're not even stop for a minute .. I with my cat, yoga and fit the pump .. but why oh where do you go to gym? "
4) a bitch: do not respond to email so you have to call and not always in a meeting and if you want you can talk with a colleague. You have to beg for invitations, press. Does its work only after much prayer walk on their knees chickpea. Do not greet you when you see it for yourself, and although you did view 4567 times, you do not remember who you are you. E 'la pierre most hated and powerful, that it takes forever and never happened.
will be a difficult choice. Definitely.
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